On a recent trip to the hardware and implement store, I purchased a rubber mallet and inexpensive hatchet from one of those bargain tool bins you encounter in the center isle near the checkout lanes. It was an impulse buy (just as they hope you do) for some tools I thought would come in handy on our next family camping trip. I knew better, but foolishly figured I’d at least get a season out of them. Every tool in the bin was color coded by price, and all were under $10.00. I threw them in the camper for our next trip the following weekend. As we were setting up camp, I grabbed the rubber mallet to pound in stakes for the ground mat outside the camper.  On the third stake the handle broke and the rubber end went flying, narrowly missing my head. So much for the season with that one! I grabbed the hatchet and used the blunt end to finish the task. Camp was finally set and I needed to start the fire. I grabbed the hatchet to split a small log for kindling. With the hatchet wedged nearly center, I began to pound the log against terra firma. The log resisted and the inevitable happened. The metal handle of the hatchet bent… slightly at first, then almost fully to a 90 degree angle from the head. INCREDIBLE! I thought to myself. I knew these tools were cheap… but seriously?  Not even capable of completing a full task or surviving a few minutes use! Even under $10 each, it was not money well spent… it was money and time wasted… replicas of better tools in appearance only! Oh they came with a lifetime warranty… so I could certainly replace them AFTER the camping trip when they were needed the most. And I did replace them… with more expensive and better quality tools I KNEW I could rely on in the future.

What does this have to do with inspections you may ask? Experience and knowledge are incredibly important when choosing a home inspector or commercial building inspector! This also comes with a price you won’t find in the bargain bin or closeout isle. Not much different than strength, performance, and durability attributes of quality hand tools.

“It’s unwise to pay too much, but it’s worse to pay too little. When you pay too much, you lose a little money — that is all. When you pay too little, you sometimes lose everything, because the thing you bought was incapable of doing the thing it was bought to do. The common law of business balance prohibits paying a little and getting a lot — it can’t be done. If you deal with the lowest bidder, it is well to add something for the risk you run, and if you do that you will have enough to pay for something better.”

The experienced, competent, and qualified inspectors know their value and charge accordingly.  The same can be said for the unqualified as well! Bargain basement fees are precisely that. You get what you pay for… and often less. Just as I had with my purchase of the bargain bin hand tools.

So how do you tell them apart?

With the recent surge in real estate occurring in several markets, the industry is seeing more and more bargain basement companies hanging out their freshly printed signs and calling themselves ‘inspectors’. They can certainly be attractive to unsuspecting consumers enticed by their low low prices and endless array of ‘free’ widgets to [cough] sweeten the deal. They can’t set themselves apart with experience or legitimate qualifications… so all they have left is price and perhaps a worthless free widget or two. In order to keep up with heavy demand, some companies have hired additional ‘inspectors’ with very little knowledge or experience. Their focus has become quantity over quality to appease real estate agents these companies rely on for a steady stream of work.

One needs to research and ask specific questions above and beyond the typical “how much”.

  • Inquire about their experience, credentials, background, and qualifications.
  • Who will actually be performing the inspection?
  • How long have they been a Full-time inspector?
  • Are they full-time inspectors, or is this just a part-time side job?
  • Ask about the average time required to perform the inspection (anything below 3 hours for an average sized house should be suspect in our area).
  • How detailed are their reports? (Ask for a sample to compare with other inspection services)
  • What specialized equipment and accompanying professional training do they have?
  • Ask for references… several of them.
  • Do they seem more interested in touting their warranties and other sales gimmicks than performing the inspection to the best of their ability?
  • Are they insured or bonded?
  • Did they ask you for any details about the property or specific concerns you may have?
  • Finally… ask about the fee.

A low-priced service is often a dead giveaway to inexperience, indifference, and desperation for income. Or it’s a loss-leader strategy to trap you into more profitable goods or services (such as referring “preferred” contractors for a commission or offering to quote and perform repairs for any identified concerns). Incompetency is often more difficult to determine until after you have hired them – when it’s too late.

But if you do a little digging in your research for a qualified inspector, you might come across some of the low cost options asking questions like these following screen shots from social media groups specifically for home inspection providers:


Or this…

The ineptness continued in the replies that followed…

Here’s another incompetent inspector question… (hint – the electrician was correct!)

Or from an inspector who can’t identify one of the most common plumbing pipe materials used in the last 20+ years…

Or an inspector who can’t identify simple private well components…

Or this inspector who had no idea what the igniter on a gas-fired water heater was…

And this inspector who can’t identify a ceiling diffuser with damper…

Then there is this inspector who had no experience with a modestly older home and the whole house ventilation fan installed in the ceiling….

And then there is this unfortunate client who hired an inspector incapable of determining the dimensions of the floor joists…

Oh yes… these are real questions posed by ‘inspectors’ who’s clients I can only pray got a second and far more qualified opinion… not just a broken mallet and bent hatchet with a warranty.

Caveat emptor!

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